Your first look at THE JONAS BROTHERS on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone.

Is anyone else creeped out by the way Kevin is grabbing Joe’s shirt?Other than that…hot cover.
 

So I was hanging out at my neighborhood bar, Prepps, and I saw this scribbled on the soap dispenser in the girls bathroom.
Um…anyone have any theories WHY?My guess is a DJ couldn’t hold his bladder.Oh, and I was…so I did.

Check out the video for Rihanna’s new song “Disturbia.”

Creepy!!!

I hope my future kid is this resourseful.

Oh, to be little again…

I have had today starred, circled, and highlighted on my calendar for months. Today, for me, is better than my birthday. Or Easter. Or Christmas. Or Haunakah (sorry, Kas).

Today, is the Season Five premiere of the greatest show on TV…PROJECT RUNWAY.I take Project Runway VERY seriously. You think your boyfriend is bad during football season? Try me. I read the contestant’s blogs. I read the fansite blogs. I join fantasy Project Runway leagues. I could talk challenges and strategy all day, every day, to anyone who will listen. 

My boy even started watching the show, just so he could understand when I said something was “ferocia fierce” or a “hot tranny mess.” (Actually, we used to watch it together…but he asked too many questions and talked too much. Now I watch it by myself and we call and discuss during commercial breaks.)

Check out this recap of the best season (in my opinion), Season 2, to see what it’s all about. Then, get ready to geek out with me!  

 

Auf Weidersehen.

The Downtown Fitness Club Celebrity Bootcamp is DONE!

 Watch me celebrate.

NOTE: This is not a cinematic masterpiece. Frankly, this video sucks.

ANOTHER NOTE: I love John H. He’s my boy. He let me punch him in the stomach the other day just for fun.

MORE pictures of Miley being Miley have been leaked on the internet.

WHEN will this girl learn???

If I could be any celebrity for a day, it would easily be Kanye. Just picture how bad ass it would be…throwing random tantrums without being judged, playing Connect 4 with Beyonce, TYPING IN ALL CAPS, rocking those shutter shades like there’s no tomorrow!!!*

OMG now I can be Kanye. Just by spiking my drink.

 

*Sorry guys…I am NEVER giving up on the shutter shades. Ever.

I heart crafting. Call me Rosie. My mom still puts pens in the cup I made her out of popscicle sticks. And my magazine holder I made out of a cereal box…really…a CEREAL BOX!…looks sweet in my bathroom. (Quick side note: I made both of these things under the age of ten…when I had the time & the glue because my teacher put it on the school supply list.)

So when Moose calls me up yesterday and tells me we’re meeting at Kasper’s apartment before Tilt so we can decorate white shirts, I am PSYCHED. Who cares if we look like we’re going to 10th grade homecoming…this is gonna be fun! I even did some prep work, shredding my $3 Hanes mens undershirt til it (sort of) resembled a tank top. Bring on the crafting!

Um…apparently, “decorating white shirts” in the mind of Moose & Kasper is equal to, “Uh…I have a sharpie. What should I draw?”

I was crushed. Where were the glitter pens? The 96 color crayola box? The damn PUFFY PAINT, for crying out loud?

Then I remembered. They’re boys. AND they’re Moose & Kasper.

I think I did a descent job considering we had two sharipes and a highlighter.

Who’s shirt do you like the best?

It’s the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the TILT-A-WHIRL DRAG SHOW tonight @ TILT on Central Ave!Not only will Kasper be hosting as usual, but Moose & I will be tagging along to hang with the ferocia fierce ladies. I have a feeling things are gonna get craaaaaaazy.
Some of the cool stuff we’re givng away:-$150 VIDEO IPOD NANO-FREE TANNING-MOE’S GIFT CERTIFICATES-T-SHIRTS
We’re there from 11-1. I’m preeeettty sure I will be a tad tired tomorrow…but I’m thinkin’ it’s gonna be worth it.