While starting my career as a traveling stand up comedian, I had NO MONEY! These are some tricks I developed to survive while having no money. Many of these things are illegal.... SO DON'T DO THEM! :)
Broke Survival Tips:
1. Go to a donut shop right before closing time. Ask to use their bathroom. If the girl is unattractive, flirt with her. They throw the donuts away at the end of the night, and if you play your cards right, she'll throw them into your tummy.
1a. If she doesn't buy what you're trying to sell, the dumpster at the end of the night is full of plastic bags with fully edible pastries. The garbage never touches it, IT'S STILL GOOD!
2. If you live hear a hotel with a free continental breakfast, you always have free breakfast. Put on your PJ's and walk into the side door after 8am (they open the door at 8am). If you walk in with confidence, no one will stop you!
2a. Take food from free buffet with you! You can eat hot breakfast sandwiches all day! It says all you can eat, not all you can eat there!
3.Thrift stores have MAD GOOD CLOTHES! Thank you people who get fat! Clothes at thrift stores are not always old. Sometimes people gain a ton of weight in a short period of time, and donate them!. That means fashionable clothes for like $2 a piece. I promise you won't look homeless.
4. Bread can also be a napkin! Don't ever buy napkins again! Use white break to wipe your face. You save money on pointless paper towels, and you get another meal with your white bread wiped with what was stuck on your face!
Following these ideas will keep you from starving to death! Good luck and if anyone asks, you didnt hear it from me....
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