Hey, remember that time when Kim Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries?
So do I. I watched her get married for an entire 2-hour special on E! That's why I decided to be her for Halloween. Especially since I found the killer dress from Goodwill!
Why the hell do I not own these shoes??? I've had dreams about these sneakers since TBS started running Back to the Future marathons on rainy Sundays!
I'm setting an alarm in my phone for 2015 so I know when I'll have the THOUSANDS of dollars they cost saved up. Plus, I will be needing those power laces.
I guess you can buy them here...if you're into NOT having power laces on your shoes.
BF insisted on making me pack everything in this gigantic hiking bag. It weighed about 900 pounds and contained enough underwear and socks to last me a month.
I warned my friends that my mattress was huge- I don't think they believed me until it literally got STUCK in the front opening of the tent. Needless to say, they were impressed.
The Lake George Mini-ha-ha. The whistile was LOUD and woke me from a solid sleep at least twice.
I really did go camping, SEE? There's our campfire!
This is my best friend Kaisa sawing wood in a sundress. Yup- that pretty much sums it up.
Proof I really was in the woods and not at the spa.
Look, Ma! NATURE!
This is when I pretty much figufred out how to camp. And yes, there was a beer in my hand.
So impressively, I made it through my weekend excursion in the wilderness without dying of starvation or being eaten by a mountain lion. Would I do it again? Absolutely. I think with enough good friends who actually know what they're doing (and vodka), anyone can be a woods-woman.
Middays: 
